Russell Brand Has the Hair for His Next Role
The Pirates of the Caribbean movie series looks to be adding ONE MORE eccentric, snarly-haired, comedic scalawag to its roster.
Jonas virginity-targeting Brand is known for his eccentric and cheeky humor. He should be a perfect fit alongside Johnny Depp’s fey, Keith Richards-esque pillager.
Hell, it’s like Brand was typecast. He just needs a hat and a sword, and possibly a pegleg.
And maybe a really high-caliber wench.