Russell Brand Has the Hair for His Next Role

The Pirates of the Caribbean movie series looks to be adding ONE MORE eccentric, snarly-haired, comedic scalawag to its roster.

The Telegraph is reported that the recently BBC-exiting comedian Russell Brand has signed on to play Captain Jack Sparrow’s brother in the next installment of the multimillion dollar series.

Jonas virginity-targeting Brand is known for his eccentric and cheeky humor. He should be a perfect fit alongside Johnny Depp’s fey, Keith Richards-esque pillager.

Hell, it’s like Brand was typecast. He just needs a hat and a sword, and possibly a pegleg.

And maybe a really high-caliber wench.