Charlie Sheen: ‘No Lap Dances for Me, Thanks!’

Given his history, it was easy to believe reports earlier this week that Charlie Sheen had run off from his wife to go on a lap-dance binge in Las Vegas.

But the Two and a Half Men star’s rep is vehemently denying those reports, according to Us Magazine.

Earlier accounts claimed that Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller—who’s currently pregnant with twins—had been “fighting relentlessly.” In response, Sheen supposedly ran off on a strip-club binge at Vegas club Spearmint Rhino late last month with Spin City costar Michael Boatman.

Sheen’s rep counters that Star Magazine, which originally reported the story, “Never lets the facts get in the way of good hatchet job. Had the reporter bothered to check, he or she would have learned that Charlie was in Vegas for a contractual appearance on behalf of Planet Hollywood’s Prive.”

Well, there it is; sorry to rub you the wrong way, Charlie.