Evan Rachel Wood Denounces Satan

Star reports that actress Evan Rachel Wood and Satan’s representation on Earth Marilyn Manson have broken up.

Wood, whom Manson appeared to be grooming into a young doppelganger of his ex-wife Dita Von Teese, reportedly split with Manson on October 23 when he became too “controlling.”

Evan’s brother Ira was living with the couple, and Manson wanted him out on the street to presumably make room for more circus freak skeletons and absinthe.

“Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street,” a source says. “It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.”

Manson should totally scoop up Amy Winehouse after her inevitable divorce. If you think about it, she’s sort of his type, plus a drug-ravaged body and violent temper. She’s like Bettie Page after she’s been put through a wood chipper.