Guy Ritchie Is a Happy Drunk

The wonders of alcohol may have ceased for some people, but divorce-bound Guy Ritchie seems to still be able to find some comfort in the bottle.

Guy is seen here navigating an exit from the Punchbowl, the pub he owns in London, on Wednesday evening.  The fighting family man does look unsteady on his feet.  In his defense, he also looks to be about to burst into a smile of glee.

Guy’s dad, John Ritchie, has a theory. “He’s been in a very good mood,” old dad spilled to In Touch. “I wasn’t upset that they split. I am very pleased for Guy that it is over.

Be careful about celebrating too soon John.  Effing with Madonna is like having sex with a gorilla. It’s not over until the gorilla says it’s over.