Victoria Beckham: Finger Lickin’ Good!

Here’s Victoria Beckham, looking like what happens when an alien Gray is bred with a praying mantis, leaving Cipriani in London last night.

Beckham took a cab! What would the neighbors think?

She seems to be licking her finger, or perhaps clearing her teeth….of FOOD?!?!

Did the notoriously svelte Posh Spice actually ingest a meal? Is that possible?

Nah, it’s probably just a hangnail.