Justin Long: Dude, What Gives?

Seriously, this is a super-important issue. What exactly is the appeal of Justin Long?

This guy gets more action than Amy Winehouse’s crack pipe, and that’s really saying something!

After his summer split from the cougarific Drew Barrymore, the Accepted actor has been swapping spit with anyone with a pair of knockers, including Kirsten Dunst and Tila Tequila, just to name a few.

Well, these new ladies are nothing to call home about. But still…what’s his secret? Share your thoughts in the comments!