Beyonce to Tabloids: "No Wedding Pics for You!"

Beyonce to Tabloids:

For all the wheeling and dealing that Beyonce's been doing lately, there's one offer she's not about to entertain: selling photos of her wedding to Jay-Z to the tabloids.

The weighty, worldly chanteuse admits that no amount of money would persuade her to shill pics of her top-secret nuptials to Jay-Z, which took place on April 4 in the Tribeca area of New York, the Associated Press reports.

"Now, they offer crazy money that's just ridiculous," the possible future Wonder Woman says. "But in the end, absolutely not. It's so not worth it. If anything, if you wanna put something out, then put it out, not for (money).

"We worked really hard at keeping [the wedding] private," the wiggy warbler adds. "I've always been this way, and he's always been this way, so that's why we complement each other. We always knew that it would be private and quiet, for all the right reasons."

If there's one thing Beyonce knows, it's that sometimes you have to keep things closely guarded.

And if the singer refuses to relent? Perhaps the tabloids can approach her alter-ego, Sasha Fierce, about striking a deal for the pics. That chick seems like she's open to just about anything.


 

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  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Sell the pics, Beyonce! You can use the cash to pay for ass-reduction surgery.