Victoria Beckham’s Christmas Tragedy for Cruz
Victoria Beckham, how could you do this to your own child, you cruel torturer?
It’s bad enough you often drag your kids to L.A.’s the Grove while you shop for boring old lady clothes.
But dressing like an elf and pumping up poor little Cruz Beckham to meet Santa Claus, only to have him find that Santa’s Village isn’t yet open, is just plain mean.
It’s a wonder Cruz didn’t begin crying when he discovered jolly old Saint Nick wasn’t actually there to read over the tyke’s Christmas list. Doesn’t this kid have a hard enough life already?
Don’t worry, little guy, you’re not the only one to witness Mommy’s pure evil lately.