Winner Vs. Loser: BeyoncÃ© is Cooler Than Jen Aniston
Beyoncé Knowles is definitely living the dream. She’s happily married (to Jay-Z, no big deal), has a voice that most would kill for, and a closet full of every type of wig imaginable. This week was no different for the booty-full singer:
- She finally unveiled her new album name and alter ego: Sasha Fierce. Wow! These should even impress Tyra!
- Unlike other big name celebs, she’s not going to sell her wedding pics! Well played.
- She offered her services to the new president. Beyoncé singing “If I Were a Boy” at the inauguration ceremony? Nice!
- Miss Jay-Z also would love to play Wonder Woman! Jeez, does she ever rest?
Jennifer Aniston just can’t stay out of the limelight…and she just never seems to get the right kind of attention! So much has happened in just the past week:
- Is she pregnant? Who knows...let alone cares?! This rumor has been floating around for years!
- She called Angelina Jolie “uncool.” Well, if this is uncool, then what is Jen?
- Jen actually admitted that her and John Mayer are a couple. A new low!
- She also dissed Sex and the City! WTF!
- Then she went on Oprah’s show to ramble on about Brad Pitt. GET OVER IT!