Paris Hilton Is #1!

At 27, Paris Hilton is a master of exposing herself to the public, in every sense imaginable. And now Forbes magazine has recognized this skill by placing her at the top of their Hollywood’s Most Overexposed Celebrities list.

The newly single Hilton beat out Lindsay Lohan, 22, Britney Spears, 26, Heidi Montag, 22, and six other all-too-familiar faces to achieve the dishonor. 

“The celebutante’s every move, from her club-hopping to her jail stint to her search for a new best friend has proved fodder for the flashbulbs and celebrity press,” the mag gripes.

Uh, Forbes editorial board? Isn’t it a little hypocritical to complain about celebrities being overexposed in the press, and then giving them even more media attention by publishing this list?

Yes, yes it is. But here’s their full list anyway, complete with each celeb’s “overexposed score” (the percentage of people who would describe each star as overexposed, as determined by an E-Poll Market Research study):

1 Paris Hilton: 65%
2. Britney Spears: 65%
3. Lindsay Lohan: 56%
4. Dina Lohan: 50%
5. Pam Anderson: 49%
6. O.J. Simpson: 47%
7. Donald Trump: 44%
8. Miley Cyrus: 44%
9. Nicole Richie: 44%
10. Heidi Montag: 44%

Congratulations, all! Go ahead and celebrate by taking the rest of the day off. Please.