Be Thankful For: Paris Hilton Being Single Again

For a while it seemed like Paris Hilton and Benji Madden might be the real deal, but all the suspicions and accusations of possible cheating seemed to be proven right when word of their split hit the Internet early last week.

The pair were together for almost a year, with the socialite constantly working on her various business ventures and reality TV programs, and doing little to no partying (most of the time).

However, as happens with many Hollywood relationships, the spark has dwindled and the two have gone their separate ways. They’re calling it a “break,” but let’s be real here—they’re just plain sick of each other!

We couldn’t be happier! Everyone missed the old Paris. Flashy, obnoxious, and beyond stuck-up…just the way we love her! She’s back!