Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Where’s The Wedding Rings?

Here’s a tanned Spencer Pratt, 25, and “wife” Heidi Montag, 22, in a flowery dress, arriving home from Mexico at LAX.

The Hills villains and media experts were reportedly married in a 15-minute ceremony in Cabo San Lucas on November 20. Their families were not present, and even their publicists were apparently taken by surprise.

Pratt was heard telling the press “I recommend getting married to anyone” as the couple walked to a waiting limo.

As Celebuzz has already noted, not every necessary legality that would make the marriage valid here in the States was followed.

So the marriage (which included an Us Weekly cover story) could be a bust. Witnesses have said the ceremony was filmed, perhaps for season five of The Hills.

And, astute observers will note, the happy couple’s fingers display no tokens of their love and commitment to one another.

Were they in so much of a hurry to marry they couldn’t pause to jewelry shop?