Pete Wentz Nude: No Woman Can Resist

Not all nude celebrity images result in the desire to poke one’s eyes out with knitting needles.

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz—who welcomed a son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, into the world with wife Ashlee Simpson last month—reveals that he almost never met his baby-mama-and-wife-to-be.

The connection came through a little help from naked pics of Pete that were leaked onto the Internet.

In 2006, nude pics of Wentz, now 29, found their way onto the Web after allegedly being stolen from his T-Mobile Sidekick. In light of the scandal, Simpson—who had just been nationally embarrassed herself with a lip-synching snafu on Saturday Night Live—reached out to console the rocker, according to the New York Post.

“She just called me up to make me feel better,” Wentz says.

Or maybe she just called him up because she liked what she saw.

Either way, one of the great romances of the ages was born. Followed, two years later, by an apparently reluctant infant. Who will hopefully never stumble across nude photos of his father on the Web.