K-Fed Is Well Fed

Has Britney Spears been magically transferring all of the weight she’s lost recently to her ex-husband, Kevin Federline?

The 30-year-old aspiring rapper and full-time dad was spotted with a mystery blonde in Los Angeles on Friday, looking bulkier than usual. One would think that chasing after young sons Jayden James, 2, and Sean Preston, 3, would help him keep the pounds off, but apparently not.

And where were K-Fed and his unknown date spotted? At a local restaurant, of course. Presumably, one with an all-you-can eat buffet.

Just playing with you, Kev; you have a long way (and weigh) to go before you can go pound-for-pound with show biz’s biggest heavyweights.

In a recent Hello Magazine interview, Federline explains that his heart is as big as all his outsides. In fact, his heart is so big that his kids can’t help being influenced by it:

“Preston’s … very kind-hearted,” Kev tells Hello. “I was that way when I was young. I feel like he’s picked up that trait from me.”

That kindness of heart, of course, extends to the mother of Jayden James and Sean Preston, 27-year-old Britney Spears: “I’ll always love Britney. She’s the mother of my children. She’s always going to be the mother of my children. Nobody can take that away from her and I wouldn’t want them to if they could. So, I’ll always have love for Britney.”

And a little spare tire around Big-Fed’s middle just means that there’s more to love.