Pete Wentz Gushes Over Ashlee’s Breast Side

You have to give Pete Wentz points for candor.

The 29-year-old Fall Out Boy bassist, who welcomed son Bronx Mowgli into the world three weeks ago with wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, was recently asked by a reporter to name his wife’s best feature.

“I would start with the breasts,” Wentz snapped back.

Wentz has had more of his 24-year-old bride to love in recent months. Ashlee’s seemingly never-ending pregnancy increased her charm substantially, and of course she was already starting with a significant genetic advantage.

But apparently Wentz’s candor is matched only by his savvy. The eye liner-friendly rocker was quick to praise the wife’s other, less-bulbous attributes.  

“Ashlee is the kind of person that understands me in a way that other human beings don’t understand each other,” Wentz added. “I would say that we fit together kind of like Lego pieces, and that’s how we’re able to communicate.”

Aww, how sweet! Way not to make a total boob of yourself, Pete!

But back to the breasts thing.

Now that Ashlee and Pete are having trouble selling their baby pics to the tabloids, is it possible that they’ll make up the shortfall via other modeling opportunities? After all, what’s good for the gander is good for the goose.