Heidi and Spencer's Shotglass Wedding
Sounds like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been taking shots someplace other than the firing range lately.
Pratt and Montag's 22-year-old Hills castmate, Lauren "Lo" Bosworth, expressed dismay on Monday night's The Hills: Live After the Show.
Lo had witnessed the duo knocking back alarming amounts of champagne and tequila while formulating their hasty nuptials.
"You know what Patron does to me," 22-year-old wife-to-be Montag allegedly told her future husband as they guzzled. "It gets me crazy."
"She was drunk!" Bosworth exclaimed on the after-show. "I don't know if she was drunk when they actually got married, but the night before she was. She just needed that little push—the Patron push."
Hmm; shouldn't Montag be drinking consecrated wine, what with her being a super Christian and all?
Nonetheless, the pre-matrimonial public drunkenness puts to rest Heidi's mother Darlene Egelhoff's suggestion that Pratt, 25, must have drugged her precious snowflake in order to drag her to the altar.