Courtney Love Takes On the Kardashians

What would Christmastime be like without a good ol’ celeb spat?

Aging grunge minx Courtney Love furiously tapped out a vitriolic MySpace blog post early this morning aimed at the Kadashian siblings—mainly, brother Rob Kardashian, Jr.

The time stamp on Elle cover model and rabid blogger Love’s missive was 4:59 a.m., indicating that she was perhaps getting a jumpstart on her holiday wrapping.

Courtney, 44, claims Rob, 23, sucker-punched one of her gay employees outside Hollywood club Hyde, breaking the victim’s nose in the process.

In retaliation to Love’s fusillade, Rob’s sisters Kim, 28, and Khloe Kardashian, 24, each took to their own blogs to refute the rocker’s claims.

Below are excerpts from the authors involved.

COURTNEY LOVE: “[sic] ..well rob jr cold socked and punched my employee right in his face for no reason and broke his nose after my guy was hanging out with his pal Brody Jenner one night outside hyde lounge closed, right after yelling the words ‘FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!’ My guy has 3 witnesses who saw rob jump out of the SUV and because of the fact that he works for me, a woman of power, you broke his nose and caused blood to shed, well lets fast forward shall we… Let me be inviting to you my darling rob because i am SUCH A BIG FAN OF HATE CRIMES and homophobic fruit cake assholes like you this around this holiday season,  It’s all about self acceptance and particular in your case the acceptance of your own homosexuality, Lets be pals and go shopping at The Grove and go ‘STRAIGHT’ to Ab and Fitch store while the techno music blasts really loud and find you a tight tee shirt for our big night at Rage in Weho,  lets ditch these trendy B list clubs and lets dance dance dance where we can be free, and drink cosmos and have no one make fun of us, you can also wear your sisters underwear, I promise I will keep it a secret, but first let me invite you over and lets have a Mac Cosmetics Dazzleglass date night cause what you really need rob kardashian is a pair of lips jeans that flair out at the bottom to accentuate  your sexy curvy  hips and i hear the carman miranda look is in for 2009…”

KIM KARDASHIAN: “…Ms. Love immaturely called my brother Rob names and accused him of physically assaulting her ‘employee’ at Hyde nightclub, breaking his nose. This is TOTALLY FALSE! A lot of what she wrote doesn’t even make much sense and doesn’t follow a clear train of thought… At one point  she says Brody was there too and that someone yelled discriminatory expletives against gay people, but I honestly can’t figure out who she is accusing because her writing is so bad. All I know is that both Brody and Rob didn’t do anything close to what Ms. Love has described. My entire family’s response is this: We are so saddened to hear that someone is blogging this insanity on Christmas Eve. Everything this apparently unstable person writes is obviously untrue and we will forward this terrible nonsense to our attorneys. Merry Christmas!”

Khloe mirrored her sister’s, and her entire family’s, sentiments on her own site.

What do you think of this yuletide mayhem, readers?

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