Pete Wentz: Unhappy With Synonyms

Pete Wentz, 29, has told Blender magazine that he stopped reading celebrity blogs because of a realization that his name had become a synonym for something very unpleasant.

“I was letting the blogs get to me. It’s semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag,” Wentz said in an interview.

Bronx Mowgli needs to tell Dad that he can avoid that happening if he laid off revealing every little (gross) detail of his life to whomever will listen.

Page Six reports that he also told the magazine that he’s “paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax bars and not feel a thing.”

Celebrities have access to Xanax BARS?

The reporter who conducted the interview must have caught Wentz at a time when he had been up all night with his son Bronz via wife Ashlee Simpson, 24.

“Truth be told, he doesn’t look great. Dark bags ring his eyes and his skin has a waxy, jaundiced pallor.”

Maybe the nannies had the night off?