Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson on the Rocks

The demise of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s love match is being reported with certainty by Access Hollywood.  The break up is being denied with equal certainty by Life & Style.

Though they have been companions for well over a year, the 22-year-old Mean Girls actress and her 31-year-old English-born DJ girlfriend waited until July of this past year to admit that their relationship is/was romantic.

If Access Hollywood is to be believed, that romance has not survived the new year. The Access story is replete with visions of flying fists, harsh words hurled in front of family members and a brawl in a dark alley witnessed by a homeless man as he gummed a sandwich.

The report ends with Lindsay moving out from the home she shares with Ronson and summoning little sister, 15-year-old Ali Lohan, to come to Los Angeles and share her life.

The Life&Style response to the breakup story includes actual quotes from the actual Lindsay Lohan:  “We didn’t break up. No. People need to stop creating drama, it’s gross.”

Life&Style goes on to encourage readers to buy the print edition of their magazine “for more on Lindsay and Samantha’s relationship.”

Lindsay probably wonders where people come up with the idea that she and Sam have “drama.” This video courtesy of might give her a clue:

Does anyone here suspect that Life&Style planted the Access Hollywood breakup story to drum up interest in the next issue of Life&Style?

Any other conspiracy theories?  Leave them in comments.


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