Paris Hilton Is Almost a Virgin

Some people look at Simple Life star Paris Hilton, and just cannot believe the heights of fame that the 27-year-old has achieved. Unless they’re in the mood for something else beyond belief, those people should stay away from the interview of Paris in the British edition of Glamour magazine.

Paris takes issue with the assumption that she has done an unfair share of sleeping around. “I’ve only done it with a couple of people,” she tells the mag. “People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss.”

The commonly accepted definition for a “couple of people” would be two people.

Now, there is graphic video evidence that this man is one of those people.

And Benji Madden, 29, spent nine months being labelled in the celebrity press as Hilton’s boyfriend; hopefully, in that time he became partner number two.

But maybe not: “I think it’s important to play hard to get,” advises Paris. “If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you.”

So Benji and Paris broke up because he respects her so much that he doesn’t want her to “give it up”?

Or maybe Paris is forgetting that she told News of the World in November that “every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex.”

A conservative count of every other guy would put that tally well above two.