Megan Fox: Transsexual Posing as Alan Alda?

Megan Fox: Transsexual Posing as Alan Alda?-photo

 

Megan Fox gave a bizarre interview to E!'s Giuliana DePandi Rancic on the Golden Globes red carpet on Sunday night that included her physically comparing herself to Alan Alda and spewing forth other odd neuroses.

"I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared," she said.

Whoa! Have a glass of champagne and settle down. Alan Alda? Trannies? What?

Fox, 22, explained that her alleged fiance Brian Austin Green didn't accompany her to the ceremony because "he's a man, he has an ego" and couldn't put up with being her purse carrier.

 

The Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen star went on to brag that she has a 22-inch waist, and initially joked that it was from not eating. Way to role model, Megan. Teenage girls are slightly impressionable.

She quickly explained that Pilates was the reason for her slender figure. Which is easy to admire in this video from the front, courtesy Hollywood.TV.

 

 

 

 

Megan has the looks thing sewn up.  But someone get her some sort of coach for when she has to speak in public.

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