VIDEO: Oprah Likes Kate Winslet Breast of All

Golden Globe double winner Kate Winslet, 33, stopped by Oprah Winfrey’s talk show Tuesday with two motives in mind. One, to promote her 1950s suburban melodrama Revolutionary Road.  She appears opposite Leonardo DiCaprio and has a nude scene. Two, to promote her courtroom drama The Reader. She portrays a Nazi prison guard and has a nude scene.

Oprah had other ideas about what to promote.

“I love the fact that you have real breasts, ’cause in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do,” gushed the effusive hostess.  “You know, if you are a woman, you’re lying on your back, your breasts they go to—they part—but if you look at a woman with not real breasts, their breasts are sticking straight up. That’s how you know. God bless your real breasts!”

As a credit to Winslet’s theatrical training, she was able to gracefully accept Oprah’s wild praise with a unflagging and charming smile. Then again, she should be accustomed to other celebrities envying her body of work.

Watch the video and marvel at Kate’s self-control.

When you come right down to it, Oprah’s open-mouthed marveling, in a workplace context for instance, could have been interpreted as full-on harassment.

A lesser fox might have completely lost her composure and started denying she was a lady at all.