Ashton Kutcher’s Video Tirade Against His Noisy Neighbor (and the video apology that followed)

Ashton Kutcher woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning—but that tends to happen when you rise and shine to the sound of pounding hammers and construction equipment.

The former Punk’d host, 30, has lost his patience over the construction project going on at his next-door neighbor’s house over the past four months, so he did what any sleep-deprived show-biz superstar would: He filmed an angry cell-phone video and posted it to the Web site

Blasting his neighbor as a “d*ckweed” and a “f*cking jackass,” Kutcher displays a considerable amount of venom, considering it was 7 o’clock in the morning.

For the record, Kutcher recorded another video several hours later (view it here), profusely apologizing to his neighbor and, inexplicably, professing a hatred for salad. Next up: A cell-phone video where Ashton apologizes to salad?