Khloe’s Ex: ‘I’m In A Relationship with Money’

As Celebuzz reported earlier today, Khloe Kardashian has split from her boyfriend of seven months, NBA player Rashad McCants.

The baller’s Facebook played a role in predicting the split (one report noticed McCants changed his relationship status from “In a Relationship” to “It’s Complicated), the social networking site has once again provided insight about the riff.

McCants’ relationship status currently reads “In an Open Relationship,” posted at 3:14 p.m. when Khloe kiboshed the entire fling on her blog at 3 p.m. Further, the “interests” section of Rashad’s profile reads, “that’s who my relationship is with…MONEY.”

If that wasn’t enough, the Minnesota Timberwolf has one last parting gift for his friends:

“F**k you [haters]. My status is Star Status.”

Let the healing begin.