Mickey Rourke Offers Fergie a Glimpse of the Future

Take a good look at the  above photos, Fergie. Consider them your personal crystal ball.

On the left: your new hubby, Josh Duhamel. On the right: Wrestler star and international ladies’ man Mickey Rourke.

Duhamel’s 36. Rourke’s 56. And yet, as you watch them cradle their tiny pooches in their respective arms, you’re  probably having trouble telling them apart, aren’t you?

It can’t be reassuring to realize that the hunky Transformers star you just pledged your life to just weeks ago will, all too soon, morph into this.

But facts are facts, so you might as well get used to it now.

Good luck sleeping tonight. Or ever again.


Photos by Splash News/Flynet