Kate Moss: Not Pregnant!
Kate Moss has a heavy message to lay on the world: She's not pregnant, she's just packed on a few pounds.
The 35-year-old supermodel has been the subject of pregnancy rumors ever since the normally rail-thin clotheshorse debuted a slightly bulkier figure while vacationing in January.
But as Kate tells New York magazine, a mini-Moss is not in the works.
"I've just grown breasts," Moss, who's currently dating Kills guitarist Jamie Hince, tells the mag. "I am a woman now! It's true. No, honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying 'Are you pregnant?' And I'm like, 'No! I just put on a couple of pounds, and they went in the right place.' "
Well, perhaps not entirely to the right place, judging from Moss' recently spouted, unsightly bulge around her midsection.
But given Moss' reported penchant for drinking on the job, the belly protrusion is probably a beer gut rather than a bundle of joy.