Morning Frills #159: Billabong Edition

So the Billabong surf-clothing label is highlighting a number of bathing suits that would never, ever be suitable for actual real surfing during their official launch party in Sydney, Australia.

But, let’s face it, the Billabong Functional Wetsuit Fashion Show probably died in committee.

And that doesn’t mean that these are not important fashion statements. Or at least decent to look at. And with that kind of name, even Michael Phelps might be interested in giving this swimwear a try. So enjoy a Billabong on us, and you won’t have to worry about any of those pesky sheriff types giving you a hard time.