Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston: Celebuzz Readers Sound Off!
Oscars weekend was jam-packed with intrigue, drama, disappointment and triumph.
But no other aspect of the Academy Awards sparked as much interest among Celebuzz readers as the potential face-off between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston.
While some in the media predicted that the former Mrs. Brad Pitt and Pitt’s current baby-mama would have a showdown at some point during the weekend, the real fighting words were exchanged among our users. Specifically, in our post detailing Aniston’s onstage bit with Jack Black, which occurred as Jolie looked on from the audience.
Readers quickly chose sides and pounded out their opinions on their keyboards.
“Jen looked much more beautiful than the all tattooed toothpick Jolie, who needs to dress like a lady to pretend to be one,” offered twokids2. “But as the phrase says, even when a monkey dresses with silk, he is still a monkey.”
“JENNIFER IS A DESPERATE LOSER,” countered alaia in caps-lock mode. “NOBODY WANTS TO BE SERIOUS WITH JENNIFER CAUSE SHE’S GOT THE BOSSY ATTITUDE EVER. AND IT’S NOT ANGELINA’S FAULT IF BRAD LEFT JEN… IT’S BECAUSE BRAD IS SO FED UP WITH JEN’S SELFISHNESS. SO GET OVER IT.”
This didn’t sit well with user Vanessa, who retorted, “Angelina is a disgusting twig. Putting a time line on Jennifer to “get over it” is rude, were you cheated on and divorced in front of the world? No? Then screw you. She gets John Mayer anyway, so ha.”
Seeking to bridge the divide, a user named melody waxed philosophical. “Angelina and Jennifer are both pretty but Jennifer seems to be the one with more issues because she can’t seem to move on years later,” the would-be peacemaker offered. “You don’t think its strange that everyone breaks up with her? Does all that action make her dirty or a whore?”
One Internet wag named Jolie’s own Maniston nasty chin showed no mercy, addressing Aniston directly via our comments section: “HOW DID IT FEEL JEN to see Angelina sitting with Brad front seats while youre at the back.HOW DID IT FEEL to see that Brad is gone. Jen—Angelina was right there in front of you with Brad Pitt and you were reduced to a spectator. How was it to be in the presence of the HOTNESS that is Angelina Jolie and Brad.”
People, people; can’t we all just get along?
Now it’s your turn to sound off in the comments section. Who do you think came off better during Oscars night: Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?