Pamela Anderson: If I Could Talk to the Areolas

Does it really qualify as a nipple slip if the bearer—and barer—of said nipple seems to proudly and quite deliberately flaunt it?

Such is the philosophical quandary raised by Pamela Anderson’s fleshy display at the Vivienne Westwood Ready-to-Wear A/W 2009 fashion show in Paris, France, today.

Granted, the flashing of nipples seems to be a national pastime in France. And Pam’s not exactly known as a pillar of modesty.

But still, Anderson took her sweet time in correcting her wardrobe malfunction. She appeared to be quite pleased with her exposed nipple. Like  she decided to have a pleasant conversation with it before tucking it away.

What could Pam have been saying to her nipple?

“Testing, testing one-two; is this thing on?”

Have your say in the comments section: What was Pamela Anderson saying to her renegade nipple?

And make sure to check out our gallery of Anderson working the runway at the Vivienne Westwood show. They’re mostly nipple-free, we promise.