Pamela Anderson: If I Could Talk to the Areolas
Does it really qualify as a nipple slip if the bearer—and barer—of said nipple seems to proudly and quite deliberately flaunt it?
Such is the philosophical quandary raised by Pamela Anderson's fleshy display at the Vivienne Westwood Ready-to-Wear A/W 2009 fashion show in Paris, France, today.
Granted, the flashing of nipples seems to be a national pastime in France. And Pam's not exactly known as a pillar of modesty.
But still, Anderson took her sweet time in correcting her wardrobe malfunction. She appeared to be quite pleased with her exposed nipple. Like she decided to have a pleasant conversation with it before tucking it away.
What could Pam have been saying to her nipple?
"Testing, testing one-two; is this thing on?"
Have your say in the comments section: What was Pamela Anderson saying to her renegade nipple?
And make sure to check out our gallery of Anderson working the runway at the Vivienne Westwood show. They're mostly nipple-free, we promise.


It's a nipple, same thing ALL of us have. No reason for her not to be open about it and to not feel embarrassed. It's like your finger hanging out of your glove. OOPS let me fix that so it doesn't offend you. NOT what a joke. Whoever made the nipple, the vagina, the penis so private should have never been born. i say FLAUNT THAT sh*t.
"I do not have to go to the Superbowl to flash my nipples, see!"
Zoom in to see boob scars. oh im zooming in allright, but not on the scars. owww
Zoom in to see boob scars.