Jort Watch: Jessica Simpson & Britney Spears Duke It Out

Not since the Mickey Mouse club days has the smell of competition been so potent.

In the left corner, we have a slimmer-looking Jessica Simpson sporting seriously short shorts at the Strawberry Festival in Florida. In the right, Britney Spears getting in some retail therapy the day after a Miami Circus tour stop.

This is clearly a battle of the Jorts (aka Jean Shorts), but what side do you fall on?

The thigh-riding fit of Jessica’s increasingly toned bod, or do you seek the packed-in back on Britney’s shopping spree?