Britney Gets Some Shorts Assistance

A bikini-clad Britney Spears, taking some downtime from her new tour, received a pedicure poolside at her luxury hotel in Miami yesterday.

After Brit’s piggies were perfect, the helpful aesthetician even went so far as to help Spears back into her cutoffs. Now that’s service.

Where was this woman the other night, when Britney was complaining that a certain part of her anatomy was made visible by her costume in a between-songs conversation during her show?

Brit Brit could have used some shorts that night.

She probably also could have used a soundman who knew enough to kill her mike when she wasn’t on stage.

Perhaps this helpful lady could also moonlight on the tech crew for Spears’ Circus tour? She seems like she’s one to follow through on the job.