Robert Pattinson Talks Love And Sex

Robert Pattinson Talks Love And Sex-photo

Once the white hot shock of Robert Pattinson's GQ images sink in, you'll be wanting to know where the actor stands in terms of love and sex.

Hint: Joe Jonas is apparently getting more action than anyone else.

The actor calls his alleged stealing of Camilla Belle, who for several months has been reported to be Jonas' on-and-off lady friend, "the funniest" rumor about him.

"[Friendship is] the extent of it. I mean, Camilla's the nicest—she's a saint. And it's funny that she's being portrayed as this home wrecker. She's literally the most unlikely person to be a home wrecker. It's just ridiculous."

And there's also this one about a Brazilian model.

"There's this thing about my supposed girlfriend," he says, "There's this one girl who's consistently mentioned. It's like, 'He's dating this Brazilian model'...I've never met her."

Don't let him fool you, fans. There have been girlfriends before. Just don't count on Rpattz to actually feel anything.

"I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me," Rpattz said, "and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate—I actually didn't feel anything."

"And I got into my dog's bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, 'You're a fake.'"

And then this time when he allegedly proposed to Kristen Stewart.

"I said that in some interview," Pattinson broods, "as a joke—'Oh, I proposed to her multiple times.' And then it gets printed: 'On the set, he proposed to her multiple times."

And there are plently of women who want that question popped. Unfortunately, it may not happen as long as he's so wildly popular.

"I don't see people. I don't even have people's phone numbers. I almost don't want to have a girlfriend in this environment. "

Furthermore he insists "there's literally not a single [true] story that could be written about me, I never do anything."

Except for snuggle up to a certain Jo Bro?

"Okay," Pattinson said, delivering his final thoughts to GQ's Alex Pappademas, "I f**ked Joe Jonas."

"I love him."

 

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  • vampiredrax
    vampiredrax

    hmmmm, im kinda hoping the end part is a lie, becasue that would be well just creepy, and i hate the jonas brothers, stupid kids

  • ahylyssaa
    ahylyssaa

    Honestly i am into the whole Twilight series, Im an 18 year old girl who can understand and admire the unique teen love sensation of bella and edward. I loved rob, i mean whats not to like he is extremly attractive, and plays the role of mr.sexy edward cullen. But.. he is NOT edward cullen. He is Robert Pattinson. I somewhat pay attention to articles and magazines about him. And the negative trashyy not true rumors about him. Which by the way are getting really old, it's disgusting. Yes rob is new and hot, i just personally think this man needs a break, but unfortuntly i am sure that wont be happening anytime soon,seeing as new moon is already being started. But after reading this, my perspective on rob has completly changed. I am completly intreged by him. He is normal. He is just trying to live his life, not that i thought anything differently about him before, he was just a pretty face to me and i liked his sarcasim. Acting just happens to be his thing. I think i would have to say that i like him even more. And can even kind of relate to some of the things he has said in this article. I also love Kristin Stewart, she is amazing at what she does! But anyways back to rob... I think it is funny and cute that he reads about himself and about twilight on the internet i mean come on, i would do the same if it were me! And the joe jonas comment i must say HAHAHAH!!! I think if i were to see him in public, i wouldnt ask for his autograph or make such a big deal. I would probablyyy freak out afterwords though. It must really suck sometimes for him. I don't consider myself a fan really, i actually dont pay much attention to celebs. Ha I think my grandma knows more gossip about britney spears than i do. But robert pattinson sticks out to me.

  • evita1500
    evita1500

    In this photo he IS the sex man...

  • Laura
    Laura

    He is freaken Hilarous! Im glad hes not worried about insultig the teens! lol

  • denisse
    denisse

    I love him!!(no in a crazy way of course).It is just that he is so funny , he is so sarcastic and he has got the same sense of humor that i have, he is so amazing!!!

  • superfan
    superfan

    "I said that in some interview," Pattinson broods, "as a joke—'Oh, I proposed to her multiple times.' And then it gets printed: 'On the set, he proposed to her multiple times." Hahah, ohh man that hass to be the funniest thing i have seen all day!! robert, yoooou rock!! : )

  • tes
    tes

    Yea, having a girlfriend at this time will be too much. The paparazzi won't give him a break! Sheesh! He's a human, he has feelings...but he seems to be excellent at hiding them.

  • lowhitak
    lowhitak

    Rob, I am glad that you cleared up so many stories with this article! Great job, but of course the smoking has got to go.

  • comesinpeaces
    comesinpeaces

    he reminds me of my best friend. very sarcastic and frank (in a good way). ---I hope joe enjoyed it rob...LOL :)

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    That stubble looks like it would itch.

  • kino
    kino

    xDDD!! i love this guy he is like the brother i never had bye!!

  • Sara
    Sara

    he shouldv'e done the litlle one instead.

  • Amariama
    Amariama

    Okay, let's get that rumour mill going. RPattz loves JoJo, pass it on! Poor kid, he's starting to crack under the pressure - and about time, too. Illegitimi non carborundum, Rob, stop trying to be nice and start dishing it all back in their faces! It's alot more fun for you AND for us. (But don't worry your sweet little heart about us, just take care of you).

  • mdonnelly
    mdonnelly

    But does anyone really think it'll stop him from dating?

  • RiskyBuz
    RiskyBuz

    Yeah, I can see how having a girlfriend at this time would be stressful. Too many rumors & work- it would be unfair! Poor Rob, it's gotta be tough right now but after it is all over, the fun will begin and life will go on normal.

  • mdonnelly
    mdonnelly

    i dont even know where to begin.

  • kajaal
    kajaal

    wow that was funny lol

 
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