Worst of the Week: Alba, Suvari & Montag

Once again, we ask weekly of our biggest fashion offenders—What Happened?

Jessica Alba needs a close shave when it comes to styling.

Despite her best efforts on Thursday at Miu Miu’s Paris Fashion Week offering, she missed the mark with an overgrown shrug, lazy up-‘do and a wrinkled brown frock.

And despite a some nice, taught layering on the pinkish brown frock Mena Suvari sported on the same day in New York, her cartoonish hair and odd-length choice don’t compliment her bod.

While we always pledge our fashion allegiance to her, you’ll have to click through to our gallery to see the couture blunder made by our beloved Sarah Jessica Parker.

Enter at your own risk.