‘Dancing with the Stars’: The Triumph of Steve Wozniak

Fan-favorite Steve Wozniak wowed America on Monday night by dancing more than adequately with a pulled hamstring and a fractured foot on Dancing with the Stars.

Computer Bear delighted the audience by giving it his all. Too bad the judges didn’t agree. He and partner Karina Smirnoff only scored a 10 out of 30 for their samba. Evil!

“At some point, the novelty wears off,” Carrie Ann Inaba sniffed, as reported by A+E.

Judge Bruno Tonielli did Inaba won better and referred to it as “the worst samba ever.” Ever?

The judges received boos from the audience.

There were actually some dancers that the judges  felt made the grade. Lil’ Kim was told that she was “a pocket-size Venus with a super-size sex appeal!” by Bruno and scored a 25.

And Sex and the City movie heartthrob Gilles Marini was told that he “made a hard dance look easy,” by Len and awarded a 27.

The results show will air Tuesday night on ABC. Pray for Woz!