'New Moon' Crew: Robert Pattinson Stinks!
Apparently, Robert Pattinson avoids soap as thoroughly as his Twilight character, Edward Cullen, avoids sunlight.
"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," complains one New Moon insider who has the misfortune to work in very close quarters with the 22-year-old actor.
"He completely reeks," confirms one crew member.
Wow. No wonder the guy has so much trouble scoring with the ladies, despite his obvious aesthetic advantage.
Maybe the cast and crew members should take to wearing necklaces made of garlic cloves. Not only will they help to ward off vampires, but they just might mask the horrific stench of Pattinson's body odor, too.