‘Dancing With the Stars’: Woz Survives!

Denise Richards was twirled off Dancing With the Stars last night, but the real story was that Steve Wozniak and partner Karina Smirnoff weren’t.

America gasped in shock, and even Smirnoff screamed when it was announced that her and the injured Computer Bear were staying.

Woz had the quote of the evening when he admitted that “I’m more shocked than any time in my life except when I was served with divorce papers.”

Their samba score was the lowest since Master P’s in the second season.

Bruno Tonoli even told them to “beg forgiveness.” 

Last night came down to a dance-off between Girl Next Door Holly Madison and Charlie Sheen’s worst nightmare – his ex-wife Denise Richards.

Denise and her partner, the bare-chested Maksim Chmerkovskiy were ousted despite gaining another four points for their samba.

Richards stayed positive about her loss, according to E!.

My daughters love my dancing,” she said. “It’s been fun, I’m a huge fan of the show and I will continue to be so, and it’s fun being on the other side.”

The other high point of last night was when season seven sparkplug of dementia Cloris Leachman returned to demonstrate next week’s dances with partner Corky Ballas.

She’s been missed.