Willis Frill: The Woman Who Won Bruce Willis’ Heart

So we’ve heard a lot about Demi Moore at Bruce Willis’ wedding. She was getting Ashton Kutcher ready for the big event by steaming his suit. Naturally she was wearing a white bikini. Naturally Ashton took a picture as she bent over. Naturally he sent it around the world.

Was Bruce filled with regret at the sight? Hell no! Just take a look at the person steaming HIS suits! Emma Heming doesn’t even need to plug in her steamer. The Victoria’s Secret model looks smoking enough as she walks down the runway in, like, nothing.

So Bruce, who just turned 54, congrats on your 30-year-old catch.

Dear Reader, we’re hoping that you don’t overuse the Celebuzz ZoomWorthy feature on these pictures before our strict censors get on the case and fill the picture with lightning bolts. You might get more than you bargained for. But either way you’ll be happy to know that a lot of beige cloth was used in the creation of these tiny outfits.

Oh, and if you want to be brought to earth quickly, check out our posting of Ashton’s bare posterior sent to right the Demi wrong.