John Mayer Gets All Decked Out

John Mayer Gets All Decked Out-photo

John Mayer has apparently found his sea legs. And what fine sea legs they are.

The newly single troubadour donned a sexy sailor outfit for the first day of his four-day cruise to Mexico aboard the Mayercraft cruise liner on Friday. With its wicked-short shorts, his uniform looked half-Love Boat, half-Reno 911.

The "Your Body is a Wonderland" singer is doing hosting duties for the sea trip, and it looks like he's determined to be as entertaining a host as possible. Though it might have been more entertaining if made good on his promise (threat?) to wear his Borat-esque mankini for the trip.

Bon voyage, Cap'n Mayer! But come back soon—the Village People can't go on tour without you.



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  • anoan

    The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. It is a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and formerly Vaughn etc….He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they were discreet. Their "relationship" was a SHAM from the beginning.The TWITTER excuse is a joke; they have no reason to "break up" ans now they know audiences know they were faking it, they dont care to explain.THEY SAW HIM TRYING TO SNEAK OUT. They did ANYTHING to gain publicty over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nude, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumours for publicity, ….etc… Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it's publicity. What people posting don't understand is that she doesn't want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don't want her persona life effecting the film's return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU. They had a fictional relationship too.

  • nancy

    John you are nothing but a QUEER. Maybe you will find your QUEER PARTNER on your cruise.

  • hispanicatthedisco

    What, is he playing pocket pool?

  • offman

    He can steer my ship any day! Honk Honk!

  • charliemurphy

    Dude is stuffing his pants with some extra padding.