Jesus Luz Gets Over His Loss at the Beach

A Twitter from the Material One herself, Madonna, recently confirmed that she is again single—and presumably no longer has any use for 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz.

Luz appears to be dealing with the brush-off in in his own way—by sunning his chiseled abs on Ipanema Beach in Rio De Janeiro and hanging out with pals, accompanied by his inseparable companion—that hat.

He wore it all around New York City, too, back when he was with Madge. Read into that what you will, armchair relationship experts.

Don’t feel too bad about his return to ordinary hot-guy status. Baby Jesus would seem to be responsible for his own situation. Pictures surfaced earlier this month of him strolling along a Rio beach with a fellow (female) model shortly before his split with the Material Mom.

Besides, Madonna’s in Africa right now, battling to adopt three-year-old Mercy James. And Luz is hanging out on the beach.

Who do you think is having the better day?