Miley Cyrus: Gaston-ness Is Next to Godliness

When Justin Gaston gets too old for the whole underwear-modeling thing, he might consider becoming a preacher.

Gaston’s better (or at least more famous) half, Miley Cyrus, claims that he’s brought her closer to God since the two hooked up.

“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him,” the Hannah Montana star declares on Friday’s episode of The Rachael Ray Show, according to Us Magazine.

“He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible —not the quick little verses—that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”

Makes sense. After all, much like the Almighty, Justin has the whole word in his hands. Well, he has something in his hands, anyway.