Tila Tequila Death Hoax Rocks the Internet!

Calm down and step away from the open windows, America! Despite reports to the contrary, Tila Tequila is not dead!

A disturbing message on Tequila’s Twitter account sent shock waves across the Internet early this morning that the world is still recovering from, Radar Online reports.

A post at 2:39 a.m. on Monday claimed, “Tila Tequila is dead.” Shortly thereafter, A second missive came across her Twitter feed claiming, “I just broke into her house, killer [sic] her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”

Thankfully, shortly after 4 a.m. the former A Shot at Love star herself logged in and set the record straight. And quite the disturbing record it is.

“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that,” Tequila wrote.

Quickly afterward Tequila fleshed out the details of her early-morning ordeal. “Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house,” Tequila revealed. “It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”

Tequila went on to detail the damage done by the still-at-large intruders: “They Broke everything in my living room….EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I’m so sad right now….this sucks.” “Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!!,” Tequila continued. “I’ve been crying all night. This is f*cked up. I’m sad and shocked and bye.”

Tequila signed off at approximately 4:30 a.m., noting, “Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I’m staying at a friend’s house 2nite.”

Tequila also noted that she is  “moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment.”

She has since set her Twitter account to protect her updates.