Someone Let Amy Winehouse Near Kids
Oh lord, this is definitely not going to end well.
Amy Winehouse is back vacationing on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia, and she somehow escaped from her cage to frolic with the local children.
The “Rehab” singer, coming off a string of substance-abuse episodes and career setbacks, linked arms and ran around with the youngsters, who were thrilled to spend time with her. Probably because they’d never met a Martian before.
Perhaps Amy can teach the kiddies how to amusingly grab their crotches when the camera is pointed at them.
And the tots, in turn, can hopefully teach Winehouse something about personal responsibility and maturity.