Robert Pattinson: You Really Have to Hand it to Him

Robert Pattinson: You Really Have to Hand it to Him-photo

Robert Pattinson sure has a knack for concocting bawdy aliases.

First the Twilight heartthrob revealed that he sings under the nom du rock Spunk Ransom.

And now RPattz tells British paper the Guardian that the fake names he uses to register in hotel rooms tend to take a turn toward the blue.

"I was Clive Handjob in Paris," Pattinson recalls. "Everyone in the hotel called me 'Monsieur Handjob.' That was good, cheap fun."

Speaking of good, cheap fun, Pattinson also expounds on his upcoming tiny indie flick, Little Ashes, which hits screens on May 8. In the past Pattinson had referred to the film—in which he plays surrealist painter Salvador Dali—as "nothing," which brought no small amount of criticism down upon his pale shoulders. Now Pattinson is going to great pains to clarify his statement.

"I hate having to do all this sh*t! I've already been told to apologize for saying it," Pattinson fumes. "I was just trying to say that it was a tiny, little film. It had a minuscule budget. I was just trying to say that if Twilight hadn't come along, I don't know how much Little Ashes would have been publicized. In an ideal world, everyone would go around watching arthouse films about Dali and [Spanish poet Federico] Lorca. But a lot of people have no idea who Lorca even was."

Wow; a hottie and a champion of obscure poets. It really makes you want to shake the guy's hand. As long as he washes it first.

 

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  • Rebeca
    Rebeca

    I LOVE YOU ROOBB!

  • obsessedcullendisorder
    obsessedcullendisorder

    omg!little ashes?? huhu.hate the kissing scene there.

  • candyass
    candyass

    Lorca is hardly an obscure poet. He's kind of like, really famous in poetry circles. Or among anyone who ever studied literature past grade 12. Or travelled to Europe. Or read beyond their tween comfort zone.

  • serafine
    serafine

    Haha, dear me, Monsieur Handjob? That's just hilarious - how can you not love this guy?

  • name
    name

    Rob Pattison did a great job in Twilight but i cant believe he smokes!!! :( so not sexy! (the smoking)

  • helen
    helen

    i want Rob to play the eads in Pompeii and the Houdini film

  • RoblOveeer
    RoblOveeer

    OMFG! Haa Haa his one name is so flipping funny Haa Haa! i love the guy man he is so sexy and hot! Haa Haa WTF? celebuzz just prolly hating on Rob? whats wrong with you huh? Man just Leave the poor guy alone!!!!!! and wash your hands! LmFaO!!! J.P

  • di
    di

    Heard Rob and Kristen were making out last night at Richards where Sam his pal was singing. It was behind the stage area. Hope its true.

  • judith
    judith

    We all love you rob

  • ali
    ali

    I love you rob

  • analizc
    analizc

    I LOVE YOU ROB, AND I LOVE YOU IN ANY MOVIE!!

  • Sarah
    Sarah

    Oh for god's sake you people, can't you even take a joke?!

  • evita1500
    evita1500

    I doubt the film is by de Maupassant. He's been dead a long time. De Maupassant is the writer of that story which is going to be made a movie. Nobody said he is going to direct or sth! And yeah, he is definetely dead for a loooong time now!

  • Katya
    Katya

    I doubt the film is by de Maupassant. He's been dead a long time.

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Celebuzz? Are you Rob haters? Why on earth would Rob want to shake your hand? His words are always misinterpreted, for people like you, leave him alone!!! He is nice and polite with all the media, let the poor guy breath...Even if he had dirty hands, I doubt he would shake your poisoned one!!! GO ROBERT!!!!! I suspect the "wash his hand first" bit is in reference to Rob's self-appointed alias in Paris.

  • Sissy
    Sissy

    Celebuzz? Are you Rob haters? Why on earth would Rob want to shake your hand? His words are always misinterpreted, for people like you, leave him alone!!! He is nice and polite with all the media, let the poor guy breath...Even if he had dirty hands, I doubt he would shake your poisoned one!!! GO ROBERT!!!!!

  • fan
    fan

    Rob Pattinson is going to play Georges Duroy in the film 'Bel Ami' by Guy de Maupassant. The story chronicles Georges Duroy's corrupt rise to power from a poor ex-NCO to one of the most successful men in Paris, most of which he achieves by manipulating a series of powerful, intelligent, and wealthy mistresses.

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    whats with celebuzz?? do they have something against Robert??? he is a very talented actor (haters need to see his work before twilight to understand that) The Haunted Airman, How to be, Little Ashes etc etc We Love u Rob, ignore these haters! What hating? Rob's the one who gave himself the alias Clive Handjob. Obviously he's capable of having fun with his image, why shouldn't everyone else enjoy the joke?

  • angelicious
    angelicious

    whats with celebuzz?? do they have something against Robert??? he is a very talented actor (haters need to see his work before twilight to understand that) The Haunted Airman, How to be, Little Ashes etc etc We Love u Rob, ignore these haters!

  • shona
    shona

    Stop being so sarky celebuzz. Fans of Pattinson come here to see the pretty pictures so less of the snide remarks.