Octomom Is Shutting Down the Baby Factory

Good news, population-control buffs; Nadya “Octomom” Suleman will most likely not be reproducing anymore.

Radar Online reports that über-breeder Suleman will be having an operation this weekend to have benign fibroid tumors removed from her uterus—and the procedure will make it nearly impossible for her to ever become impregnated again.

“I’m terrified,” Suleman admits of the impending procedure.

Suleman’s rugrat army will be kept in the care of her nannies while she undergoes the procedure and recovers, which could take up to a week.

And so the end of an era is upon us. With no more babies, how will Suleman be able to stand all the peace and quiet in her house?