Paris Hilton Isn’t the Best Record-Keeper

How does Paris Hilton keep track of all of her various comings and goings?

Pretty much the same way that everyone else finds out about her activities—she Googles herself, according to Us Magazine.

Hilton—who’s currently being sued for $8 million for allegedly failing to promote her comedy Pledge This!—testified in a pre-trial hearing in Miami on Thursday that she doesn’t keep a diary for her business meetings.

If the 28-year-old heiress—who further testified that she makes about $11 million a year—needs to remind herself of what she’s been up to, “I just press my name and Google it and see.”

Likewise, Hilton’s not too fastidious with her phone records, either. Pressed by lawyers about phone calls with producers, she declared, “With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time. I probably get a new cellphone, like, every two weeks.” When presented with a copy of her cell-phone bill, Hilton replied, “I’ve never seen a phone bill of mine in my life.”

But sloppy record-keeping aside, Hilton assured that she had met her obligations in publicizing the 2006 film. “Any chance I got, any red carpet, any press, if I was doing something for another product…I would just bring it up, ‘Oh, my new sorority film, it’s going to be sexy, it’s going to be really hot girls,'” Hilton noted. “Like, I really, you know, did my best.”

And that’s all that anyone can ask of you, dear.

Also, here are some photos of Paris vacationing yet again with her current boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, on a secret island location, that she posted on her Twitter feed. Just in case she needs to Google herself later on to remind herself what she’s doing.

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