Octomom May Breed Again

For someone who’s squeezed so much use out of her reproductive organs, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman doesn’t seem to have much understanding of them.

The world breathed a sigh of relief last week when the mega-breeder and reality-TV aspirant  announced that an operation she was having over the weekend to remove benign fibroid tumors removed from her uterus would render her virtually sterile.

Whoopsy—apparently it’s actually the opposite!

“I’m not having half my uterus removed,” Suleman explained to Radar Online. “I think that may have been an exaggeration on my part. It’s called a myomectomy, they’re removing the fibroids and part of the uterus and actually it enhances fertility, it doesn’t reduce it.”

Oh, great; now Suleman’s actually going to be more fertile than she was before?

Just remember, it’s a womb, not a clown car, Nadya.