Shia LaBeouf Admits His Shortcomings

Shia LaBeouf Admits His Shortcomings-photo

Have you ever wondered how Shia LaBeouf lost his virginity? Well, today's your lucky day.

The Transformers 2 actor, who finally admitted this week that he dated Rihanna a few years back, tells Playboy all about the fateful night in Canada, which was only four years ago, when he was the ripe old age of 18.

He admits to Playboy, "For some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had done it (had sex) many times in the past. I didn't tell the girl I was a virgin. I was all, 'Don't worry, babe. I'm gonna handle it tonight.' And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots."

He added, "Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie...[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed...and clearly this wasn't the move."

Woah. Woah there, Shia. 

It doesn't end there. Fortunately, Shia says, this lucky lady became his girlfriend, and the two shared many adventurous nights together. "We had time to work it out," LaBeouf recalls. "We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***."

Well, there's not much more we can add to this one.

C'mon people, we KNOW you have something to say about Shia's revealing statement. Share it in the comments! 



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  • Brody

    Dude. Awkward much? I really didn't need to know all that, Shia.

  • Lil

    What an ugly, lame loser. He seems so lonely.

  • itsmemarke

    Haha, pinprick. Maybe he should rubber-band a few slices of ham around his unit to add a little volume. a word to the wise, dont try this trick at home... if you have a dog. but the doctors were amazing

  • brunna

    omg, this girl is sooooooooo lucky!!

  • !@#$%^&*()

    who cares .. hes hot and... he so arwsum... so just leave him alone.. he didnt do anything to u so shut up!!

  • wtf

    wtf i love shia but azziff u would tell the world how u had sex the first detail!! omg is this real??....and omg i thought that shia was a virgin this whole time!! this sucks is very shameful my favourite actor )+ i looked up 2 him )=......

  • hispanicatthedisco

    Haha, pinprick. Maybe he should rubber-band a few slices of ham around his unit to add a little volume.

  • koko

    why would you proceed to tell the world how small your dick is?

  • stella

    ewww keep to yourself shia... i simply dont want to know about you putting it in etc. eewwwww

  • Judith

    HAHAHAHAHA, brilliant

  • ghost dog
    ghost dog

    I'm sure his first time was with a man.

  • nce

    aoow love hiim

  • aline

    i would let him practice kama sutra on me any time :D