Shia LaBeouf Admits His Shortcomings
Have you ever wondered how Shia LaBeouf lost his virginity? Well, today's your lucky day.
The Transformers 2 actor, who finally admitted this week that he dated Rihanna a few years back, tells Playboy all about the fateful night in Canada, which was only four years ago, when he was the ripe old age of 18.
He admits to Playboy, "For some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had done it (had sex) many times in the past. I didn't tell the girl I was a virgin. I was all, 'Don't worry, babe. I'm gonna handle it tonight.' And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots."
He added, "Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie...[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed...and clearly this wasn't the move."
Woah. Woah there, Shia.
It doesn't end there. Fortunately, Shia says, this lucky lady became his girlfriend, and the two shared many adventurous nights together. "We had time to work it out," LaBeouf recalls. "We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***."
Well, there's not much more we can add to this one.
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