Paris Hilton Is Looking for a New Friend—and a New Place to Stay?

Celebutante Paris Hilton threw on her best headband to pimp for the second season of her boffo hit series My New BFF during a press conference on Friday.

That’s not all that’s been going on in Hilton’s life lately. According to TMZ, a neighbor of Paris and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt is offering their landlord $5,000 more a month than they’re currently paying—making for a total of $27,000 a month—if the landlord tosses the couple out on their rears.

The reason? Though Paris and Doug have been in the new digs less than a week, their presence has already created no small amount of unrest in the Hollywood Hills ‘hood.

Maybe Paris should make ownership of a moving van one of the requirements for her next BFF.