Lindsay Lohan Plunges Fashion Industry Into Chaos

Not content to make an utter mess of her personal life, Lindsay Lohan is reaching out to make other people’s existences miserable.

The New York Post reports that LiLo is lobbying Parisian fashion firm House of Emanuel Ungaro for a creative consultant position.

There’s just one problem. Well, two problems, actually.

The first being, Lohan hardly seems capable of dressing herself, let alone designing clothes for other people.

But more importantly, Ungaro’s head designer, Esteban Cortazar, is threatening to bail on the company if Lohan is signed on.

“Esteban is threatening to leave the company if they bring Lindsay on as a consultant,” a source tells the paper. “It has been a revolving door of designers there and if he leaves, his team will go with him.”

Cortazar’s concern is understandable; Lohan hasn’t exactly been displaying the Midas touch lately. But his company seems determined to add a little bit of tarnished Hollywood glitz to its roster.

“Ungaro thinks Lindsay is going to bring the company new energy and new buzz, but she is going to be the nail in the coffin,” the source adds. “Nobody will take them seriously ever again.”

At least Lohan’s personal life is on the upswing, depending on one’s perspective. A mole tells the paper that LiLo has reunited with her former lady-love, celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson.

“Sam and Lindsay are sort of back together,” says the source. “She has been living at Sam’s house in LA.”

Let’s see if she can at least prevent that house from descending into chaos. This time.