Brett Michaels Has Standards

Bret Michaels doesn’t seem to like keeping anything to himself.

Before his famous Tony incident from last weekend, the rockstar and reality TV sensation opened up to Elle magazine in their July issue about his super sexy lifestyle.

Our favorite quotes?

On his admiration for secretaries:

“I [remember] digging through my father’s drawer, when I found a thicker magazine than usual: the ‘Women of the Office’ edition of Playboy. You know, that whole hot, sexy miniskirt-but-she’s-got-the-glasses-on thing. I assumed this was what every girl who worked in an office looked like and did. I thought, ‘No wonder my dad likes going to work.'”

On not wanting to bring a skank home to Grandma:

“There are definitely some girls who come on the show to party, and there are a few I’m not going to take home to Grandma. But I try to never use the words ‘skanky’ or ‘slutty.’ I don’t call any of them out like that. And the ones who just want to have fun and then go? It’s not a horrible thing. We don’t have to own each other’s souls to have a night of fun. I happen to be thankful for the gifts they give me.”

The gifts they gave you?

You stay classy, Brett!